B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 05, 2023

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Isn’t toilet humour a little out of character for you, Hart?

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I still don’t know, let’s move on!

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    Liam G.P  4 months ago

    Who even likes asparagus anyways?

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    DaveG1960  4 months ago

    As long as that’s the only yellow streak he has, That’s one is temporary….

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Garbage in, garbage out.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    Forgot the “stink lines” did ya?!

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    docforbin  4 months ago

    It makes your pee smell funny, that’s what.

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    jslabotnik  4 months ago

    I think more than once I’ve had that moment of panic after going, until I remembered what I had at the last meal.

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    oakie817  4 months ago

    remember it’s @ before # except after $

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    blairleroys Premium Member 4 months ago

    Why does the outhouse have feet???

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Maybe it smells like wet elf in there.

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    MailbuEd  4 months ago

    The outhouse is above ground with no hole dug under it, and way too close to where Thor is standing. The aroma coming off that……… well….

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    rickseg  4 months ago

    That outhouse seems to have retractable legs.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    I love home made cream of asparagus soup.

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    I’d like to do more stuff with less sarcasm. Sara Gilbert

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    DaBump Premium Member 4 months ago

    I rather like the effect.

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    dflak  4 months ago

    I had rotator cuff surgery and the doctor used a dye. He told me that it would tint my urine blue. So later on in recovery, I had to go to the bathroom. My wife was with me and she is a nurse at the hospital where I had the surgery. So the staff allowed me to get up and go in her care. When we got in there the “tint” was Tidy-bowl blue: a bright blue stream. We both wound up laughing. I wonder what people walking by were thinking.

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    elbow macaroni  4 months ago

    Just another low-brow, lame gag.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yep, going right into the $#itter.

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Why would the outhouse have legs? Think about it.

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    Tired  4 months ago

    I cuss , you cuss , we all cuss for asparagus!

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    Raijin31  4 months ago

    In the military, we all knew we were going to be drug tested after returning from home on Christmas leave. We encouraged all our fellow soldiers to eat as much asparagus as possible in the 2 days prior to returning to base. If they wanted to torture us with pee tests, we were gonna torture them back…

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    grilled with some garlic, salt and pepper, bacon is a good choice if available, but it has to be hot. can’t eat it cold and don’t like the long stems either

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Sadly, a foregone conclusion.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    Sulfur. That’s what you smell

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    tcayer  4 months ago

    WHERE did this go? Does his pee smell? Did he throw up? It’s not that obvious…

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    This looks like he is angry.Maybe a “What the #@*%”?, would be clearer.

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    bilbrlsn  4 months ago

    Only 40% of us can smell asparagus pee.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Holy Crap……not!

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    jrpah Premium Member 4 months ago

    hated asparagus as a kid. Tough, tasteless. Then wife and I bought a farm house in upstate New York. It had a well established asparagus patch. In the spring we got pencil thin asparagus that was sweet to eat raw. Loved it.

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    Quentin1992  4 months ago

    I do. Asparagus is great.

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    T...  4 months ago

    No TP? Use the Los Angeles Times, that’s all it’s good for: a s s – wipe…

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  4 months ago

    Notice the outhouse is above the ground a little and has no pit under it. My father told me that back when they had such things they also had no pit either.

    Whenever you would head toward the outhouse, chickens would race to come in the rear and get what you were providing them to eat.

    Obviously this was extremely insanitary and made for poor food as well, but it was the very definition of recycling!!

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    No toilet paper … only corncobs?

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    cactusbob333  4 months ago

    Asparagas keeps you warm in bed on those cold winter nights.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Pork makes a smell but nobody swears after urinating pork. At least not in comics.

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    jpozenel  4 months ago

    I don’t understand the obscenity in the outhouse. It’s not like he ate hot peppers.

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    justanudderpeeon  4 months ago

    Me being a typical kid rejected asparagus. Then one vacation my parents took me to visit our relatives in Germany in 1969. I was 17 at the time. We ate dinner at a great aunt of mine and her son’s place. White asparagus, boiled white skin potatoes and a beautiful sausage fresh from the butcher. I, being polite smiled when they served me this food. I tried all items, smiled as I finished the platter of food, and fell in love with asparagus. 54 years laterwe in my “now” family all love asparagus. Roasted, baked, grilled, boiled. All good if done properly. We especially celebrate dinner if we find the fresh white asparagus, never turning down the fresh green variety.

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    Ukko wilko  4 months ago

    An outhouse with no hole in the ground under it? It doesn’t look like a porta-poddy.

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    Burn the place down. It’s unsalvageable

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    aussie399 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Nothing fixes asparagus, pumpkin, broccoli, Brussels sprouts and cabbage like a handy land fill site

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