B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 16, 2023

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    oldthang  6 months ago

    I was just watching a Why Files about that yesterday!

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  6 months ago

    We are told they landed on Mount Ararat the truth is that’s where they shoveled the….waste products to form the mountain.

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    angelolady Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hmmm. Were there two grogs on the ark?

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    DaveG1960  6 months ago

    Not to mention the sound of all the animals fighting and eating each other…..

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  6 months ago

    Yup! The smell must have been ARKward…

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Twice as odorous too.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Grok : Extinct humanoid creature who was has only a head with legs and arms coming outta the head between the ears and the mouth.

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    Gent  6 months ago

    ARKitecture :

    1. the art or practice of designing and constructing ARKs.

    2. the complex or carefully designed structure of ARK.

    ARKitect : A person who Noahs how to design ARKs and to plans and supervise its construction.

    ARKansas : Place where ARK was built.

    NewARK : Palce where new ARKs be built.

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    John M  6 months ago

    He may be upset not being called by his name – Atrahasis, or maybe there was an earlier flood myth we haven’t got records of

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?

    In the Ark Hives.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply. After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

    So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”

    The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?

    Floodlights and ark lights.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    Why did the 2 worms get out of the apple before boarding Noah’s Ark?

    Because they had to go in pears.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 6 months ago

    The whole story smells to me.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    He should have waited for the muckers to arrive before setting drift.

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    dcdete.  6 months ago

    Which brings up a puzzling question. How would one approach Noah’s Ark “from a distance” when supposedly the only living creatures left alive on the whole planet are ONBOARD the Ark?

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    science channel had an episode and came to conclusion that Noah could, indeed, have been carrying all the animals in an Ark that size, if what he was transporting was their DNA…wrap your head around that one

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    Not often do you see Grog change facial expressions like that!

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    Man of the Woods  6 months ago

    If you could fit just 1 percent of the animal population on a large craft, it would just sink, not stink…LOL! Over Load.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    So it doesn’t have a sweet smelling aroma? There are no "AH"s?

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    potfarmer  6 months ago

    The infamous Noah’s fart.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  6 months ago

    What did they bring to eat. Think about how much food a cruise ship takes for just 4 days? Now multiply that by 10 and add in NO refrigeration. So the dodo birds, unicorns, mammoths and other extinct animals were sacrificed for survival

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    Sheldon Cooper: What did they feed the lions, Mother?

    Mary Cooper: The floating bodies of drowned sinners, of course.

    Sheldon Cooper: I love you, I’m just embarrassed by the things you believe, do and say.

    Mary Cooper : Well, I love you, too, my little bowl of lion chow.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    And Grog is the one looking it up. :) The Count see what you did there… :)

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    HOTLOTUS1  6 months ago

    zwoopa zwoopa PING. ……. NOAH. I want you to build an ark. One of Bill Cosby’s funny bits.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Probably right.

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    jconnors3954  6 months ago

    If there’s an ark coming— why am I not on it!

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Noah forgot about showers and hygiene eww

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    bhamdodger  6 months ago

    The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

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    beharford  6 months ago

    This is all so bad that it is good….nicely done, everyone!

    Happy Saturday…

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    You’d hear the howler monkeys long before you got a whiff of the animals. Take it from someone who lived near a zoo

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    I always figured the animals would have entered a state like hibernation or estivation, perhaps even a divinely induced and supported comatose condition. However, there’s also been a study or two that feces could have been dealt with in several ways, some used for vermiculture and fungiculture as well as dumping it into a moon pool.

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    Webby_dog  6 months ago

    Nose plugs please….

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    Buckeye67  6 months ago

    Who knew Grog could read.

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 6 months ago

    A vessel totally understaffed for handling the vast amount of animal waste accrued daily.

    But then again, all that waste probably miraculously disappeared the instant after defecation. So, no odor issue. The odor goes away the same way daily food supplies for all the animals onboard show up. It just happens.

    Not hard to believe — if you already believe any of the rest of this myth.

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    lsnrchrd.1 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Information not available in Biblical ark account:

    Did Hom0 sapiens kill any/some/all pairs of Hom0 habilis, Hom0 rudolfensis, Hom0 erectus, Homo0 antecessor, Hom0 heidelbergensis, Hom0 floresiensis (nicknamed ‘the hobbit’), Hom0 neanderthalensis (the Neanderthals) and Hom0 naledi while all were passengers onboard the ark, or did each of these extinctions of Created Hom0 erectus occur after disembarkation from the ark?

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    In truth, the aardvARK was also designed by a committee.

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    In my experience, just like entering Iowa from Wisconsin.

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    Only downwind…

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    I like today’s arc much better…

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    J. R. M.   6 months ago

    What did the two termites on the Ark feed on?

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    Hatter  6 months ago

    Only if you’re downwind.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    ark ark ark ark! (Popeye laughing at today’s strip)

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Pity the poos schlub who had to change the newspapers and litter boxes.

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    rockyridge1977  6 months ago

    Grog is smelling his upper lip!!!!!!!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 6 months ago

    Got that one right!

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    EXCALABUR  6 months ago

    No one is alive to smell it.

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    jimboylan  6 months ago

    Who did the creator send to watch over Noah’s voyage? An ARKangel!

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    jakarlsson  6 months ago

    Nobody around to smell it from a distance… everybody drowned!

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