B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 03, 2024

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    Asharah  11 months ago

    Will he live to regret that?

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    yoey1957  11 months ago

    Studies have shown that women who carry around a little extra weight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.

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    BigBoy  11 months ago

    To be resolved shortly

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    blunebottle  11 months ago

    “Do these jeans make me look fat?” said no man ever.

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    seanfear  11 months ago

    he’s up to no good….

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    gammaguy  11 months ago

    In it? Yes.

    Because of it? No.

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    j_m_kuehl  11 months ago

    No, doesn’t matter what you’re in. You’re just fat. But Hey, thanks for asking.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  11 months ago

    He ded!

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    BigDaveGlass  11 months ago

    Honest, but just as sarcastic……

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    She didn’t even need to finish her sentence.

    [No matter how she finished the sentence, it would not have changed his answer.]

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    _lounger_  11 months ago

    this is not gonna end well

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    jmworacle  11 months ago

    Dead person walking.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Anybody that asks “Do I look fat in this?” already knows that they are fat, otherwise they wouldn’t ask the question. So the best response is definitely “Yes”. Lying to them will never get them to face reality. And that applies to pretty much everything.

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    Purple People Eater  11 months ago

    The movie Liar, Liar showed what can happen if a person is completely honest for just one day.

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    Clubbing to follow…

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 11 months ago

    This will probably get him a fat lip.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  11 months ago

    Remember what her original name was, the fat broad

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  11 months ago

    followed by spending more time in the ER

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    Just-me  11 months ago

    “Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues.” Proverbs 17:28

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    dflak  11 months ago

    My step niece did work with the pygmies in Africa. She found them to be exceptionally honest; sometimes brutally honest. They told her that they felt sorry for her because she was too ugly to get a husband to take care of her: she’s white, she’s tall (even by Western standards) and she’s too skinny (Not that she thinks so, but apparently pygmy men like women with “meat on their bones.”)

    Pygmies also think that Americans and Europeans are stupid: you can’t leave them out in the jungle for a minute on their own without them getting into some kind of trouble.

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    petermerck  11 months ago

    No. But that’s one fat dress.

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    ChessPirate  11 months ago

    [WHAM!]

    “I resolve to keep my mouth shut…”

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Uh-oh. You’re probably in trouble now.

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    rockyridge1977  11 months ago

    Keep walking Curls and then……….RUN!!!!!!!

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    rshive  11 months ago

    This anything does.

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    b.john71  11 months ago

    he has a death wish

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    jagedlo  11 months ago

    When ACTUALLY KEEPING a resolution gets you in trouble!

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 11 months ago

    If you can’t handle an honest answer, don’t ask the question.

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    Mediatech  11 months ago

    “It’s not the dress that makes you look fat. It’s the fat that makes you look fat.” – Al Bundy

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    mike75035  11 months ago

    Don’t women ever notice that big bulge in thier seat backs from their phones?

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    wolfgang73  11 months ago

    If you have to ask then you probably are

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    I'm Sad  11 months ago

    a) Why do women ask the question? b) If clothes make the man, then why don’t clothes make the woman? Should they walk around with no clothes on? Or wear a poncho or something to hide their body?

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    Watchdog  11 months ago

    Pow!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    “It’s a trap!” said Admiral Ackbar.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    When a woman asks you a question with uncertain consequences, play deaf or play dead! If all else fails, Yukon Cornelius says: “…run like crazy!” ;-p

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    bigger Nate  11 months ago

    To be honest that’s not gonna end well

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    DKHenderson  11 months ago

    Let’s hope that Jane’s resolution was to leave her club in her cave!

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    daleandkristen  11 months ago

    Dead man walking…..dead man walking….

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  11 months ago

    “No, it’s the light of the sun making you visible.”

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    zeexenon  11 months ago

    Big butt, big bσσbs.

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    KenDHoward1  11 months ago

    Well, honesty is the best policy, so it’s been said … but, timing and tact really should be exercised, with caution … Just sayin’.

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    falcon_370f  11 months ago

    There should be another panel with him flattened, and her walking away with her club on her shoulder

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    EXCALABUR  11 months ago

    not an intelligent reply

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    Nobody_Important  11 months ago

    I am reminded of an older commercial for a cereal. The man is sitting at the table looking at a newspaper (I did say it was an older commercial) and his wife walks in behind him and asks that stupid question. without his eyes every leaving the newspaper he replies “you betcha!” or something to that effect. I loved it! My aunt and I always joke with that question. The answer is always yes! Like when my goats like to rub against me it makes wherever they rubbed huge! :-) LOL

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