B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 05, 2024

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Should have used Antazon.

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    Lucy Rudy  3 months ago

    They made a mistake a week before Xmas and left 3 packages on my porch with an incorrect address for someone who doesn’t live in my complex. Dumb driver decided my unit # was close enough! Amazon said to keep whatever it was and they would contact the buyer to resend. It was all kids toys which we donated to a toy drive!

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Great way to ant-agonise your customers.

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    oldthang  3 months ago

    I had to do some of that thinking stuff, but I finally got this one.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why did the Amazon employee quit his job?

    He couldn’t handle the pressure of the Prime commitments.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
    I ordered a book on time management from Amazon.

    I hope it arrives soon, I need to learn how to prioritize.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why did the Amazon package go to therapy?

    It needed help with its parcel anxiety.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
    I asked Alexa for Amazon Prime Air,

    but she said it was just “hot air.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    How do Amazon employees stay in shape?

    They do package workouts to keep those muscles “prime”!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    I ordered a book on cloning from Amazon,

    it came in duplicate.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Did you hear about the jungle explorer who loved online shopping?

    He was an Amazon Explorer.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
    I tried to download a book about the Amazon rainforest, but it was too big of a file.

    Guess I’ll stick to the Kindle version.

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    Purple People Eater  3 months ago

    I got a text message yesterday that said “The package has arrived at the warehouse, but cannot be delivered because it doesn’t have your address on it. Please confirm your address at the link below.” So… no information about the package or warehouse, and they don’t know my address, but they know my cell phone number. Does anybody fall for this?

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    what’s in it? sugar cube?

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Most of the time its the USPS that delivers the Amazon packages to my neighbors because the address number is very close to mine I even have my last name on my mailbox for that reason and they still get it wrong some times.

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    That’s okay, she can lift 40 times her body weight.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    San cemented that cave is not.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Today, March 5, 2024, Jeff Bezos regained the title of Richest Man in America from Elon Musk. (no kidding)

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    jagedlo  3 months ago

    Are you sure that it was Amazon who made the mistake? Did you check your order before hitting “purchase”?

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 months ago

    Ant: “Alright! My 2-inch big screen TV is here!”

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Beware of the Ant Hill Pirates.

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    Missed it by one number!

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    The bigger they get, the more chances of misdirected delivery. But same is happening to our local post office distribution center. Some days it looks like we get mail delivered even though the address info isn’t even close to ours. Wonder if the carrier took the wrong truck.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    I think so too. Check the anthill, it may be slightly smooshed.

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    wongo  3 months ago

    “FOOMP”?

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Naw, cant be…

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    It’s an Acme product – delivered by Amazon.

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    curtlyon19  3 months ago

    yay, a visual laugh

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    andersjg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wait for drone delivery to start dropping packages on the roof.

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    TexTech  3 months ago

    Used the delivery photo to track down two packages that had been left at apartment 117 instead of 112. Luckily, no problems picking them up and taking them home with me.

    This apartment complex has installed the parcel bins like Amazon uses. My biggest complaint is having to walk across the street to pick up my packages instead of just opening my front door. But my second gripe is getting there, opening the bin and finding a package for someone else. But the best was the day I went to pick up a package, got the bin open and it was empty. Either my package went in the wrong bin or the driver got back with at least one extra, undelivered package.

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    VoodooMom  3 months ago

    Love it. I got a text thanking me for my order for $545.45 and would I please call the number below if I had any questions. I wonder how many people got that text, flew into a panic and actually called that number.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sadly, it’s mostly the people with PTSD, panic disorder resulting from abuse who fall for these things

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    bwswolf  3 months ago

    “Oops” …… ;)

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    I had a package delivered to my house, but before I was able to go get in the worst part of winter, I got a call from a neighbor who told me I had a package on my porch, and said it belonged to them, and would I take it to them? I did. And another time, too. Our addresses are unalike.

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    It’s not that the drivers don’t exercise common sense, it’s just that they have delivered a lot weirder packages to places.

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