A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- “there’s only 1 downside it’s an old farm and all we have is an outhouse” the buyer says “oh, well that’s fine- is there a lock?”
The farmer says “Sir, I’ve lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of sh*t”.
C 3 months ago
Mmm.. chocolate covered.. ants?
rob.home 3 months ago
Bleccch!
hariseldon59 3 months ago
Actually the ‘poop’ of ants consists of a sawdust like substance called ‘frass’ rather than the brown or black pellets associated with mammals.
Imagine 3 months ago
Somebody’s going to switch on the reverse really fat.
kbyrdleroy123 3 months ago
Now don’t you feel like a fool?
KA7DRE Premium Member 3 months ago
Probably has left a bad taste in his mouth.
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
That’s going to leave a nasty taste……..
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?
They both store icy BMs.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?
Scenta-Peed
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- “there’s only 1 downside it’s an old farm and all we have is an outhouse” the buyer says “oh, well that’s fine- is there a lock?”
The farmer says “Sir, I’ve lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of sh*t”.
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
My dad just got me good
Dad: you ever hear of the book The Yellow River?
Me: no
Dad: Do you know the author?
Me: how would I know the author if I haven’t even heard of the book.
Dad: well it was written by I.P. Daily
Me: never heard of him
Dad: I.P. Daily?
Me: no- oh
littlejohn Premium Member 3 months ago
Did you hear about the new book called “100 Miles to the Next Restroom”?
It’s by Willie Makit and Betty Wunt.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 3 months ago
“I thought they were tasting different.”
Chief Inspector 3 months ago
Well I don’t see what all the frass is about, it’s a comic and I thought a funny gag
sandpiper 3 months ago
A little salsa with that . . . h-m-m-m-m?
Strider Premium Member 3 months ago
Karma…gotta love it.
Just-me 3 months ago
The anteater’s expression is hilarious!
sobrown51 3 months ago
Regardless, I still doubt it’s something I’d want in my mouth.
hawkeyec Premium Member 3 months ago
Verrry droll
pripley 3 months ago
Good artwork. The expressions of the anteater sell the whole concept.
oish 3 months ago
Now THAT’S a S#!t eating grin
LostOne 3 months ago
A treat? Makes me think of my dogs and the cats litter box.
Plainsman4 Premium Member 3 months ago
Now THAT’S funny.
indysteve9 3 months ago
Oh, Oh, gag!!!
Strawberry King 3 months ago
Gross! I just ate!
cactusbob333 3 months ago
I am surprised we don’t hear a foop or 2 after 3 zots.
zeexenon 3 months ago
I’d sneeze on the dusty grains, no doubt about it.
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
Just another Sh!tty meal.
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
Surprise……Surprise……Surprise!!!!!!!
Smeagol 3 months ago
A church house, gin house A school house, outhouse – Tina Turner
Troy 3 months ago
Mmm…. corn.
ManiacEx 3 months ago
While hilarious, I’m surprised this made it through the censors.