In the 1976 Montreal Olympics, a soviet pentathlete during the fencing section surprisingly won every bout with impunity. Turned out that he had a button in his sword handle that would display a strike whenever he liked. His name was Boris Onischenko. Our afternoon paper led with the headline ’VERY DIS-ONISCHENKO"
I don’t think you should discount him. His opponent draws a Sword and states “En Garde!” Then the opponent gets hit over the head with a 6 foot 4" by 4". Fencing with a new twist! brings excitement to the Olympics. After all the Olympics are getting a little dull.
Spent several days with my mom as a kid building and painting a picket fence, and digging post holes to create a pen for our dogs.
Within an hour after completion, the beagle tunneled under, the younger german shepherd jumped over and the older german shepherd knocked out a board and walked through
My cat does “fencing” by doing parkour on, along and over the neighborhood fences, which are like highways for cats, raccoons and opossums (which always have the right of way).
Yesterday I had an epiphany! The beginning of the Olympic Fanfare and Theme song – written by THE John Williams of Star Wars and Spielberg movie soundtrack fame in 1984 – begins identically to “Oh Canada” written 100 years earlier :
oldpine52 2 months ago
Yeah, they want to know how much you will pay for hot items.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 2 months ago
I used to tell people I was fencing and they mistakenly imagined swords too. Many of those chain link fences are still in good shape.
sandpiper 2 months ago
So far, a lot of comments have bashed the style and form of the presentation and glitz. This definitely is a ‘different’ form of the games.
Imagine 2 months ago
He put up a good de-fence.
franksmin 2 months ago
In the 1976 Montreal Olympics, a soviet pentathlete during the fencing section surprisingly won every bout with impunity. Turned out that he had a button in his sword handle that would display a strike whenever he liked. His name was Boris Onischenko. Our afternoon paper led with the headline ’VERY DIS-ONISCHENKO"
djarneco 2 months ago
Chain link makes pretty good armor while sword fighting!
c001 2 months ago
“Sir, no offence, but…”
BigDaveGlass 2 months ago
Touché!
Gent 2 months ago
Who knews Olympics woulda goofs up in A.D. too.
Kornfield Kounty 2 months ago
“Touché away!” Do you remember Touché Turtle and the sheepdog Dum Dum? … or, “what am I going to do with this ‘post hole digger?’
Lomax9er7 2 months ago
And now someone will picket.
Doug K 2 months ago
Do you mean I have to build my fencing materials from scratch?
Kaputnik 2 months ago
Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above,
Don’t fence me in.
mindjob 2 months ago
Nobody will laugh when he wins the gold
dflak 2 months ago
Good fences make good neighbors – especially when you want to buy something cheap.
MichiganMitten 2 months ago
He looks like Marcie.
blakerl 2 months ago
I don’t think you should discount him. His opponent draws a Sword and states “En Garde!” Then the opponent gets hit over the head with a 6 foot 4" by 4". Fencing with a new twist! brings excitement to the Olympics. After all the Olympics are getting a little dull.
Mediatech 2 months ago
En Garde!
Chris 2 months ago
ha! :D
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
Maybe use it for the hurdles!!!!!!
mfrasca 2 months ago
Foiled!
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 2 months ago
Big city boy on the prairies, elevator is a different thing
preacherman Premium Member 2 months ago
Either that fence maker is incredibly fast, or the judge is slow as you know what. I would’ve checked him out when he walked is with a hammer.
DKHenderson 2 months ago
I wonder why it’s called fencing and not simply “sword fighting” or “sword sparring”?
Autological 2 months ago
Blessed are the fencemakers, for they shall not be mocked in our opening ceremonies.
thuddriver 2 months ago
Foiled again.
oish 2 months ago
Spent several days with my mom as a kid building and painting a picket fence, and digging post holes to create a pen for our dogs.
Within an hour after completion, the beagle tunneled under, the younger german shepherd jumped over and the older german shepherd knocked out a board and walked through
kathleenhicks62 2 months ago
Not too bright then. . .
zeexenon 2 months ago
My cat is looking forward to the competitors on snow skis with rifles who fall to make snow-angles.
mistercatworks 2 months ago
My cat does “fencing” by doing parkour on, along and over the neighborhood fences, which are like highways for cats, raccoons and opossums (which always have the right of way).
pflutke59 2 months ago
Wrong show. Try “Hard as Nails”.
oish 2 months ago
Yesterday I had an epiphany! The beginning of the Olympic Fanfare and Theme song – written by THE John Williams of Star Wars and Spielberg movie soundtrack fame in 1984 – begins identically to “Oh Canada” written 100 years earlier :
Oh Canada bum bum pah
Strawberry King 2 months ago
En garde.
KenDHoward1 2 months ago
Hey, construction work as an Olympic event … I’m into it! … :D
vacman 2 months ago
Why do I hear Marcie talking to Peppermint Patty?
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
I’ve done both. I prefer being foiled to being hammered.
gammaguy 2 months ago
To misquote Robert Frost: “Good fencing makes for careful neighbors.”