God: Sorry, we're at capacity. I can't let you in until someone leaves
It’s still better than the lines at Disney.
Run away from Heavenland, the saddest place, filled with people who were first bored and then became horribly insane. .(Can you really imagine an eternity in which you wouldn’t eventually go mad and cry for oblivion? Didn’t think so.).((No cheating with that “it will be happy in some mysterious way mortals can’t describe” baloney.))
Shouldn’t have to wait long… oh but you have to wait until someone who’s actually going THERE dies. Yeah. Might be a while.
The Bible I read says everyone goes to Heaven unconditionally, because Someone sacrificed Himself for us 2011 years ago.The continued threat of Hell is propaganded by “shepherds” wanting to control “flocks” through fear.No one goes to Hell. They’re only convinced they’re going.
Really need to set up a revolving door.Then he could see what condition his condition was in,watching himself crawl out, as he was crawling in.Hawking has theorized that Heaven evaporates.
They put Peter at the gate because he’s good at denials.
What is he wore a mask?