I wish for no wishes! Your wish is grant-
If you get 3 wishes, I would wish for good health for my wife and myself, and a legal supply of money for everything we would want (including taxs). And I would give the third wish to the genie. No one ever thinks of the poor genie.
His completely selfless act blew the genie’s mind.
Normally that’s against against the rules, but a sadistic genie can make that work. You will get an unlimited number of wishes that have bad outcomes, and you can’t stop them from coming. You are forced to keep wishing, or everything you silently wish for is granted, or you suffer the bad wishes of other people, etc.
I wish I was a Kellogg’s Corn Flake…floating in my bowl making movies.
I of Newton.
Finally. No more aladin
I wish for an infinity of wishes.