The salt of Betty’s jealousy tears is delicious! It’s a good thing she’s only a comic strip character, otherwise she might suffer a mental breakdown from not being able to be better at everything than Bub is. Maybe they’ll send her to comic strip therapy, where the counselor will tell her to get over it, and start having storylines outside of the house again.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 8 months ago
Clearly a case of faking it until you make it.
Ubintold 8 months ago
Putting on the ritz.
Serial Pedant 8 months ago
I resemble that.
-a Guy
fuzzmoz 8 months ago
Finally! A guy utters the truth!
FassEddie 8 months ago
That’s me, avoiding my shoe laces.
Or cat toys.
RadioDial Premium Member 8 months ago
Don’t give away our secrets!
bhscolleen 8 months ago
The trick is learning to step while holding the tray steady. Happy trails!
Bwahahaha! 8 months ago
The salt of Betty’s jealousy tears is delicious! It’s a good thing she’s only a comic strip character, otherwise she might suffer a mental breakdown from not being able to be better at everything than Bub is. Maybe they’ll send her to comic strip therapy, where the counselor will tell her to get over it, and start having storylines outside of the house again.