Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 11, 1991
DREAMS In school today, Mr. Rosa said that dreams can tell a lot about a person. Here is a dream I have sometimes: I am walking through a huge supermarket wearing a girl's bathing suit. Suddenly somebody mistakes me for a box of frozen waffles and tries to pour syrup on my head. Then I am standing in the middle of a football field covered with rats. And some lady playing a banjo is making me pick them up and shave them with an electric razor. NATE: What do you think it means, Dad? Dad: Years of therapy, most likely.