Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 03, 1991
Nate: Look! This bulletin says Mrs. Godfrey's going to be out all week! Nate: It says she's having minor surgery. Francis: Yeah, I heard she has an ingrown toenail... Nate: An ingrown toenail? That's just what they want us to think. I'm sure it's something much more interesting. Francis: Like what? Mrs. Godfrey: I want a new face, Doctor! Mine keeps scaring my students! Dr. Cesspool: Hey, I can see why!