Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 15, 1992
Francis: Tell Nate that dumping him as a best friend was the smartest thing I ever did! Nate: Tell Francis that he's never done anything smart, and that he'll never find another friend like me! Francis: Tell Nate that I don't want another friend like him, and that I'm sorry I ever met him! Nate: Tell Francis that... Teddy: Look is this going to take much longer? I have band practice.