Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 27, 1992
Commentator: Nate Wright has the puck! He blazes down the ice! Nate: *Zoom!* Mario: Sacre Bleu Nate: SCORE! Dad: Do you like your new ice skates, Nate? Nate: Like them? I love them! This is the best christmas present you've ever given me, Dad! these skates are the greatest!! I'm going over to the pond right now to show the guys! They'll flip! Hey Joey! look what i got for Christmas a pair of cobra 300's! Joey: Hmmph! Big Whoop! I got a pair of cobra 500's! They're a lot better than thoose things you're wearing! Your skates are for kids! Mine are the kind pros use! So long, bush leaguer! Dad: Nate! You're back! Was the ice too rough? Nate: No, The ice wasn't too rough... ...but everything else was.