Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 07, 1993
Nate: Brrrr... Big Nate's "Official Hot and Cold Guide! What's hot! What's not! Hot: The P.S. 38 Cartooning Club! Nate Wright, founder and el Presidente! Cold: The "Young Librarians" Club! Gina: I just love the "Dewey decimal system" <-- How To Be A Poindexter! Hot: Hanging out in the computer lab during study hall! Francis: Let's break into Mrs. Godfrey's personal file! Cold: Standing by the teacher's lounge, trying to get brownie points! Boy: Allow me to open the door for you, my queen. Hot: Multiple choice tests!! Nate: (thought) Yes! I've got a one out of four chance! Cold: Essay tests! --> wicked writer's cramp Hot: Giving the girl you like a romantic poem! Francis: Oooh! Cold! Nate: Dang! She didn't even read it first!