Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 15, 1994
TEDDY It turns out that Teddy Ortiz, the new kid in school, THINKS he has some art talent. He is drawing pictures on everybody's notebook and stuff. He is acting like he is an art master or something. As a great artist myself, clearly it is up to me to show him what REAL art is, It looks like he and I are going to have a duel! A showdown! An ART SHOOTOUT! Nate: Draw.