Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 08, 1994
Nate: How am I supposed to make the school newspaper interesting when everything's so DULL around here? There's not a whiff of scandal! I need some sort of DIRT I can report on! As editor, the pressure is on ME to come up with a juicy, front-page headline, a real attention-getter! I guess I'll just have to make one up again! Jenny: How about "Idiot Runs Newspaper"?