Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 21, 1995
Let's go up close and personal with...SUPERDAD! The world's only bald super-hero! Friends, we all know that SUPERDAD is empowered with extra-special powers that mere mortals don't have! He has super-strenght, super-speed...and yes, even super intelligence! But just how far do SUPERDAD's super-powers go?? Can he defy the laws of nature? Can he alter the very fabric of the universe? Folks, is SUPERDAD actually capable of turning back the clock? Of GOING BACK IN TIME??? Dad: Nope.
What the…He’s got hair