Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 11, 1996
It's Spring Training with Dr. Cesspool! Our physician in the field. DR: So long, nurse! I'm off to spring training to become the doctor for a major league baseball team! NURSE: You? DR: That's right! NURSE: But your only experience with sports medicine was being the trainer for a little league team! How has working with self-absorbed, eleven year old children possibly qualified you to be the...the...uh...Never mind DR: Here, give me a few bucks. I'll buy you some autographs.