Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 26, 1996
Nate: I didn't get the one thing I really wanted for Christmas. The one thing I really wanted was for Jenny to knock on my door and say, "Nate, I've finally realized how much I like you. We belong together." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Nate: I just remembered ANOTHER thing I wanted but didn't get for Christmas.