Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 25, 1997
GIRL: Hey, Nate. I heard you and Abby were going steady! NATE: Yeah for five minutes! I'll be a laughingstock when everyone hears she dumped me so fast! How humiliating! How devastating! GIRL: Cheer up, Nate! I'm sure there are lots of girls out there who'd like to go out with you! NATE: Really? Who are they? Can you write down their names? FRANCIS: He bounces back quickly.