Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 19, 1997
GODFREY: Nate, your homework was a disgrace! It looks like something pulled out of a dumpster! It's covered with food stains! Pizza sauce, grease crumbs, powdered sugar.... NATE: On a related note, you've got a little smidge of yogurt on your chin. NTE: They say they want you to tell them, but they really don't.