Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 05, 1998
Moe Mentum, Hollywood Stunt man! (and infomercial spokesman) Moe: Let's listen in, folks, as Linda gives a psychic reading to another caller! Linda: I see a new job in your future... something to do with cars... Caller: But I'm a librarian. Linda: Did I say cars? I meant books. Caller: Okay... Linda: ... And you're going to be married. Caller: I'm already married! Linda: You'll renew your vows. Caller: Oh. Okay. Linda: And you'll have children. Caller: But I'm 73 years old. Linda: You'll have a cat. Caller: I'm allergic to cats. Linda: You'll have a houseplant. Caller: Really? Moe: Wow! And it's only $2.95 per minute! Linda: You're an exciting vivacious woman. Caller: I'm a guy.