Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 14, 1998
COACH: Well, gang...it's half-time and we're locked in a scoreless tie with Jefferson! Jefferson! I have no idea what we're doing right, but...well, whatever the heck it is, keep doing it! I just...I just can't believe we're not getting killed by these guys! O.S.: Thank you, Knute Rockne.