Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 15, 1998
TV...and on this date in history...um...hmm... let's see here... CELEBRITY INTERVIEW! with your host Biff Biffwell! BIFF: Hi again, friends! Biff Biffwell here with our special guest: November 15th!! 15: Salutations, Biff. BIFF: So, 15th, I understand you're not a happy camper. 15: That's correct, Biff. Nobody appreciates me! People always take notice of other days in November: Election day! Veterans Day! And of course that arrogant glory hound, Thanksgiving! But do people pay any attention to me? No! They say, "Oh, November 15th is just another day!" BIFF: But aren't you just another day? 15: The point is I could be so much more! I just need something to happen! BIFF: Like what? 15: Anything! Anything important! Then people would start to recognize November 15th as a special day! DAD: November 15th: Scrub toilets. NATE: Great.