Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 06, 2000
Aaargh! My grade point average in social studies is an 84.2! "So? that's good!" "But I need to get it to an 85! Then my dad will let me start doing extracurricular activities again!" "Mrs. Godfrey gives extra credit to kids who volunteer to be her 'classroom helper'." "Oh the indignity." "Yes?"