Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 27, 2000
"Hey, anybody want to trade lunches? I've got a... choke!... meatloaf sandwich here! Mmmmgood!" "Anybody? How about it, people? I've also got... um... well, I'm not sure what this is, but I'll bet it's delicious! Who wants to trade?" "Okay, then, can someone just give me something to eat? I'm dying here! I'll take a scrap!... A crumb! Anything!" "Thanks to you, nobody wants to sit near me at lunch anymore."