Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 20, 2000
"Well, well, well! I see the meet is tied! Our match will decide the outcome!" "I know I welcome that kind of pressure, but what about you, hmmmmm? Can you handle all the - " "Please..." "We both know I'm going to wax you like a kitchen floor, so just shut up and play." "We master trash-talkers have very little patience with amateurs."