Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 17, 2001
"So!...What can you tell me about this new girl in your life?" "Nothing! I don't want to talk about it!" "But we're a family, Nate! We're supposed to take an interest in each other's lives!" "Okay." "I'll tell you about my girlfriend, and you tell me about yours." "Cruel, but effective."