Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 22, 2002
FRANCIS: Artur! Here you go! NATE: Yes, by all means! Let's see what Artur can do! No doubt Mr. Perfect will be the best player on the field! "Hey everyone! I'm Artur! I'm a soccer superstar!" FRANCIS: ...or not. TEDDY: Yikes. NATE: **CHUCKLE** Nice try, Artur!