Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 17, 2003
"Okay, first let's decide what the theme of our dance should be!" "How's this for a theme." "The 6th grade girls actually dance with the 6th grade boys, instead of throwing themselves at the 7th and 8th grade boys and leaving 6th grade boys standing around sour cream and onion chips at the snack table!" "Okay, moving right..." "I don't think that'll fit on a poster, man."