Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 05, 2003
"You know, I think I remember you from last year!" "I'm Mr. Gaffney, and yes, I subbed a few times last year." "But not for Mrs. Godfrey! She's never absent!" "Except for when she went on maternity leave!" "But that was three months! This is five!" "Right. This is longer. longer is better." "Plus, this time she's not producing another Godfrey!" "Amen, Brother!" "Let's take our seats, shall we, boys?"