Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 27, 2003
"Ok, Spitsy, I'm going to pour some warm water on your tongue to get you unstuck." "There! Now don't go licking any more poles, ok?" "... Because I can't be following you around all day, rescuing you from - " "You're going to turn me into a cat person, you know that?" "Wurf?"