Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 23, 2005
"Fifty dententions? That's it? That's all I've gotten?" "It seems like quite a few to me, Nate." "No it's not! Not if you're trying to set a world record!" "I thought I had more than fifty! Way more! I was sure of it!" "I mean...I'm here all the time!" "Do tell."