Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 10, 2005
"Hi, Mrs. Czerwicki." "Good heavens, Nate! You're not here for detention on the first day of school, are you?" "What? NO! No, of COURSE I'm not here for detention on the first day of school!" "Frankly, Mrs. Czerwicki, I'm surprised you even asked the question!" "All right. I'll try again." "Nate, are you here for detention AFTER the first day of school?" "Yeah. Got any snacks?"