Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 29, 2005
"Here, kid, let me show you another example of how we can 'touch up' these school pictures." "Here's the 'Before' shot. This unfortunate lad had the worst case of poison ivy I've ever seen!" "Yikes." "...But look! After processing, our friend looks like a new man!" "Who, Odo from 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine'?" "Well, that's the trade-off. You do lose some definition."