Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 19, 2005
"Hi there, Mister! Can I interest you in some wrapping paper?" "Can you INTEREST me? No. I'm not remotely interested in wrapping paper." "But I guess I've GOT to buy a roll just so I won't be accused of not supporting some 'worthy cause'!" "Some transactions are more warm and fuzzy than others."
Tdog1214 over 10 years ago
Just be happy that you don’t have to sell warm fuzies yet.
Briidget over 4 years ago
i think every person behind the door thinks that but doesn’t always say it out loud
Bland'O almost 3 years ago
There’s such a thing ae being TOO honest.
elmo the dancing puppet over 2 years ago
I mean you gotta love the honesty
@TherealFrancisPope over 2 years ago
I hate it when that happens.
parkervance07 6 months ago
When this happens, the solution is simple: ask them for however much money the wrapping paper would cost in exchange for never selling stuff to them again. Seems worth it!