Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 31, 2006
"Mr. Eustis is visiting his sister in Florida, so Spitsy will be with us all week." "All week? Cool!" "A week should be plenty of time for me to work my transformation!" "Transformation? Of what?" "Of Spitsy, Dad! I'm going to make him into a real dog! A dog who chases cats! A dog who fetches sticks!" "...A dog who doesn't watch 'That's So Raven'!" Wurf! "You go, girl!"