Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 14, 2006
"Hi, Mr. Rosa! I see you've still got your summer job here at the ice cream shop!" "Lucky me." "Boy, I'll say! I'd love to work here and eat free ice cream all day long!" *sniff* AahhhhCHOO! Delicious Ice Cream "On second thought, I might never eat ice cream again as long as I live." "Chuck, why don't you take the rest of the day off?" "Why?"