Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 17, 2006
Milkshake "Here you go, Nate. Two scoops of Mocha chip." "That's it?" "What do you mean?" "Well, you're an artist, right? Can't you make a cone with a bit more pizazz? A bit more expression?" "Stick a cherry on there!...Add some jimmies!...Ask yourself: What would Rembrandt have done?" "I'm pretty sure Rembrandt wouldn't have found himself working a summer job at an ice cream shop called 'Sweet Licks'."
poor dude is mr. rosa