Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 19, 2006
"That'll be $2.95 for the cone, Nate." "Here you go, Mr. Rosa! Keep the change!" "Wow. A five-cent tip. Now I can retire." "Retire? Retire from teaching? Hold on, now, hold on!" "If you retire, the school will probably hire some total idiot to teach art! That can't happen! I won't let it!!" "You want your nickel back, don't you?" "Actually, could you make it a quarter? I was just noticing your gumball machine."