Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 21, 2007
"Mister, this yard sale isn't exactly a treasure trove." "There's nothing here I could take to 'Antiques Roadshow' and find out it's worth a lot of money! There's nothing here of VALUE!" "It's almost like... you're just trying to sell stuff you have no use for anymore!" "No offense." "None taken. You gonna buy that?"