Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 02, 2008
Nate says, "Rake away, suckers!" Francis says, "Suckers?" Francis says, "We're being paid! How does that make us suckers?" Nate says, "You're working too hard, that's how!" Nate says, "I've found a better way to earn a little cash!" Nate says, "You've seen my dog walking fliers all over the neighborhood? Well, some lady over on elam street just called me up and hired me!" Nate says, "While you guys are earning five dollars and hour, I'll be making ten bucks for taking a 20-minute stroll around the block!" Nate says, "This will be the easiest money I ever made in my life!' Nate thinks, "...Although there might be an emotional cost I hadn't considered."