Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 31, 2008
Ted says, "My turn? All rightee, I'll unmortgage all these properties…" Nate says, "hey! Hey!" Nate says, "Where'd you get all that money? You were almost bankrupt!" Ted says, "True, true, I was struggling…" Ted says, "…But fortunately for me, the government stepped in and offered my a ten thousand dollar bailout!" Teddy says, "Your uncle's cheating dude." Ted says, "Plus, my board of directors is giving me a couple of railroads."