Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 23, 2009
Nate says, "I just had an awful thought." Francis says, "What's that?" Nate says, "When Gina got my valentine's cookie, what if she realized she likes me?" Francis says, "What are you talking about? Gina hates you!" Nate says, "I know Francis, but if she thinks I like her, she'll probably get all excited and start liking me!" Francis says, "Because lord knows, you're quite a catch." Nate says, "Arrgh! Why do I have to be so irresistible?"