Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 09, 2009
Dad says, "I'm going over to the track to run some laps." Nate says, "Ooh! Can I come watch?" Dad says, "Sure, I guess so." Nate says, "Hang on! Let me grab your cell phone!" Dad says, "Cell phone? Hold it, Nate! I know what you're up to!" Nate says, "Hm?" Dad says, "You're going to use the camera in that phone to take humiliating pictures of me!" Dad says, "I know I'm not the greatest runner in the world. I don't need pictures to remind me." Nate says, "Dad! I wasn't going to take pictures of you!" Dad says, "You weren't?" Nate says, "Of course not!" Nate says, "I just want to be able to call 911 if you have a heart attack!" Dad thinks, "I don't know about a heart attack, but I feel a headache coming on." Klik!