Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 03, 2010
Big Nate Nate says, "Ah-ha!" Francis asks, "What?" Nate says, "Jenny's over they by herself! Now's my chance!" "Your chance", Francis asks. Nate says, "Affirmative." Francis says, "Wait a minute! You're not going to move in on Jenny, are you? But what about Artur?" Nate says, "Francis, Artur's been gone for a month already! That's more than enough time for Jenny to forget all about him! Jenny, m'lady!" Nate asks Jenny, "What's up, gorgeous?" Jenny replies, "I'm reading a text from Artur. Now go away before I cram my iPhone up your nose." Francis says, "They've got an app for everything nowadays!" Nate says, "I'll give her a little more time."