Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 28, 2011
Gram says, "I love all your art projects, sweetie!" Gramps says, "We didn't even have art when I was in school!" Gramps says, "We had wood shop with Mr. Culcahey! He had no clue what he was doing! All the tools were in horrible condition!" Gramps says, "I can't tell you how many times I was almost killed in that class!" Gram says, "Vern..." Nate says, "Really?" Gramps says, "Want to see a nasty scar?" Gram says, "Vern..." Nate says, "Guys!"