Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 31, 2011
Nate says, "How come there are so many more grandmothers here than grandfathers?" Gramps says, "Because men die earlier." Gramps says, "We mature later, and we die earlier." Gram says, "And in between, all you do is watch football." Nate says, "He likes the sideline reporters." Gram says, "...And crossword puzzles! Let's not forget the crossword puzzles!"