Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 02, 2011
I can't believe Mrs. Godfrey gave me a 99 instead of a hundred! What a jerk! You know what I hope? I hope she goes on safari this summer at some sort of African game preserve!... ...And then she wanders off alone and gets attacked by a crazed wildebeest! Then, as she staggers back to the tour bus, the hyena's move in... He gets very creative with his revenge fantasies.