Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 05, 2011
Coach John! You're our junior lifesaving instructor? What were you expecting junior? Some blow-dried college kid with a spray tan, running down the beach in slow motion? Water safety isn't a TV show, son! Being a lifeguard isn't all glamour! I think I realized it wasn't all glamour when I saw Coach John in his speedo. He's got the slow motion part down.